words to go find stuff later here since this whole thing is really long are written like so: "- starthere -", "- (insertwordonlistbelow)here -", for example "- sunhere -" "- endofreading -"
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- starthere -
right, ive written this down a few times before but its a pain to remember so ill do it again.
> in astrology, there are two MAIN components. signs, and planets. (theres also conjunctions but they're like REALLYYYYY complicated so i just wont explain how they work bc theyre not that important, i will include any ones u have tho and their meaning !!) <
there r twelve signs and a bunch of planets, everyone has the same set of planets.
(sun, moon, mercury, venus, mars, jupiter, saturn, uranus, neptune, pluto, lilith, and we can count the ascendant here too, this is also sometimes known as a rising sign. the thing that's important about this sign is that it's in your first house, and it's sort of just your persona or how people percieve you at first glance. it also takes an effect on physical appearance. sooo if this is easier to understand my first house is pluto, planet of like murder endings death destruction and horny. think about everyone who's met me and also what i just joke about. yours is in cancer which means hehe funney femboy and also emotionally just nice to b around )
signs are basically like personality traits or aesthetics, the signs r determined by where they were in the sky when u were born. each planet represents a different bit of who you are, and houses r basically where they affect u in ur life and stuff :DDD. ill send you a cheat sheet when i send this. anyway u mix all this shit together to create ur personality, how you think, act, etc,,. for the basics you only have to focus on the sun, moon, mercury, venus, mars, and ascendant. but ill be trying to go through everything in your chart >:DDDD.
> ALRIGHT TIME TO MOve ONTO UR plACEMENTS >:DD
THE SUN (4th house) - thesunhere-
this is basssically a summary. its ur surface lvl personality and how ur gonna act in social situations.
> libra is the scales and the sign of justice, being an air sign theyre probably like rlly smart in some area thats relevant to the time, so itll change from like hundreds of years ago to writing/alchemy when that was a thing, to now technology, etc..,,. they think a lot about social situations and can be quite overwhelmed when underdeveloped/young (coughfgcough vaporwave in society) not a bad thing tho ur just learning how you feel abt things. you might have been forced to grow up too fast or meet a certain expectation, been a picky eater, something like that. you really just wanna keep the peace so you arent known for taking sides or making decisions. like its a massive meme u cant make a decision. OH BTW MOST LIBRA SUNS ALSO SUCK AT LYING OR THEYRE RLLY GOOD AT IT, DEPENDS ON THEIR MERCURY WHICH IS HOW UR SMART WITH OTHERS AND JUST IN GENERAL. urs is in libra tho so lmao rip. you probably have a tendency to overwork yourself or had some weird obsession with karma? also you feel bad for opening up because you think it's "unfair" to the other person for taking their time away.
YOUR SUN IS IN THE 4TH HOUSE!!!
(this basically means family home life how you deal with it interacting w ur sign etc..)
privacy is like
important to u
> u could spend a long time making sure ur private/stable in whatever ur sun is interested in, like stuff online etc. you just wanna be safe and happy and have stability, you'd do anything for ur friends too.
CONJUNCTION BETWEEN SUN AND VENUS@!! (ohhh ur lucky >:[[)
> social relationships r pretty important to u but u were probably alone as a kid, youre verrry pretty or just come across as nice to talk to. you respond well to any form of attention or affection. u secretly probably wanna do smth artistic but doubt urself. also you express yourself in a very feminine way.
CONJUNCTIONNNN BETWEEN THE SUN AND MARS:::!!! (this is what i mean when i say ur a totally different person sometimes this shit comes out of nowhere but also makes a lot of sense and pog)
> ur rlly competitive when u wanna be and want something thats intellectually stimulating if u play any sort of game. it doesnt bother ppl dw they think its cool. manic when stressed much? you also hate stuff like gore violence or uncontrolled impulses that arent "deserved" (snapping after years of trauma etc).
CONJUNCTION BETWEEN THE SUN AND LILITH!!!
> ur probably comfortable with the like "darker" (i have no idea how else to phrase it sorry for edgy crinjegy moment) side of ur personality or at least know how to utilise whats given to u if its fair. you could also be really interested on how you act or how other people act. if its fair youre fine with helping with it no matter what happens to someone and ur probably a bit scared of that. personally i agree with it but the law does exist. u could also do some shady shit for money)
OPPOSITION BETWEEN THE SUN AND MIDHEAVEN:ccc
(midheaven is what ur like when ur older, career, etc...)
> u could struggle finding a career that suits ur idea of "good" or what fits in. honestly just try and go with something ur good at thats important to u. <
- moonhere -
ALRIGHT THATS THE SUN DONE TIME TO MOVE ONTO THE MOON:DDD (best planet duh)(actually my fave planet out of actual planets is jupiter or pluto. one of the goth ones.)
the moon is in scorpio.
the moon represents the emotional responses, ur subconscious, and how u percieve urself and express urself when ur comfortable and feel at home and safe.
> while other ppl might seek out comfort in material things (libras definitely do that anyway but shh), scorpio moons seek out really emotionally intense things, sex, or mystery. u might cut through bs a lot if you know the person even semi well and can tell if theyre lying, not sure if this is true or not for u. u want someone to fully understand you or you want to fully understand something/someone. there's also generally the theme of transformation and rebirth here. you have major trust issues, you fucking hate liars unless theyre correct by ur set of morals, good intuition if yk how to use it, and people can assume you "just know" things. OH ALSO UR EYES R VERY PRETTY AND VERY SCARY LIKE THE WHOLE SCORPIO MEME THING IS DEATH STARE AND ITS FUNNY BC IT EITHER TURNS PEOPLE ON OR JUST FILLS THEM WITH DREAD JHAKAJG ITS THE RAnDOMEST THING . ur also v comforting to others when u want to b. potential issues r not letting go of things that are bad for u. u tend to hyperfixate a lot too btw. <
MOON IS IN THE FIFTH HOUSE (YOOYOYOYPUOYYOOYO mE TOO OMGOMGOMG)
> u like distractions and u might be self taught with whatever's most important to u. any romantic troubles u have r gonna be like really dramatic and traumatising. u also have a rlly vivid imagination whether u admit to it or not. <
SEXTILE BETWWEEN THE MOON AND VENUSS!!!!
(ur likeable again btw i told you it was in ur whole mf chart)
ur emotional state is based on how many people love you/how many people you love or how you express yourself truly. also femboy again. diplomacy, u dont like conflict. youre also very very evereveerveyvreyr lucky in random things like money or gacha games or the lottery or something. you like to be entertained. <
CONJUNCTION BETWEEN THE MOON AND JUPITER!!!
(klee haver [derogatory]/j)
> ur luck is based on how optimistic u r and ur emotional state (hey i looked at this in a tarot reading ages ago >:((( its on ur natal chart too>>???) , and u always like to remain composed. your hunches r usually right. <
SQUARE BETWEEN THE MOON AND SATURN:
(oh this is another sad one:c)
> saturn is generally a shitty placement for everyone so dont think this is just u. as a kid you could have been overworked or made to keep up some standard. saturn is the planet of that really, and work ethic. fear keeps you from fully enjoying things sometimes. you expect people to treat you the same as your parents in later life even if they tell u otherwise. you can b rlly sarcastic btw. ur also v stubborn. stop bottling stuff up. <
SQUARE BETWEEN THE MOON AND NEPTUNE::
(this is nicer)
> when ur daydreaming or dissasciocoiating u usually want stability and stuff, just happiness. by actively thinking about it youre bringing it about a bit so don't feel guilty. <
TRINE BETWEEN THE MOON AND ASCENDANT
> ur probably gonna travel at some point bc of ur family. ur v sensitive, adaptable, and u mirror whoever ur talking with. <
ALRIGHHTTT TIME FOR MERCURY!! - mercuryhere -
mercury represents communication, ur logical spirit, and where ur smart in life.
> ur mercury is in libra so u weigh things up endlessly to the point of not knowing what to chose. ur a very good person though and always try to see ppls points of view. u dont like revenge too much bc ur never gonna be sure if someone fully deserves it but u r very good at making a plan. you're probably really smart in some modern area as i said earlier i think. you're afraid of big decisions that threaten your stability sometimes. <
SEXTILE BETWEEN MERCURY AND SATURN:
(oh boy here come the bad habits related to school)
> you strive to be perfect with school stuff, do it just like this step by step a specific plan. just a few more hours of studying. youll go off what you were taight in our childhood. youre very good at teaching others though. provide the same support to yourself in your head. <
TRINE BETWEEEN MERCURY AND NEPTUNE
> you're like a really good storyteller or might like making characters. can be good with your words in whatever situation whether it be comforting, flirting, etc. <
SEXTILE BETWEEN MERCURY AND PLUTO
> you have a good sense of observation about anything shady or deep emotions sometimes. v perceptive and subtle pog. you could easily emotionally affect others if u put ur mind to it. <
SEXTILE BETWEEN MERCURY AND ASCENDANT
> communication is like extremely important to you, you might sometimes like to bounce your idea off others and have someone who can tell you everyone's perspective if there's ever drama or gossip or something. you'd want someone who would understand your thoughts and that's extremely important to u. if in a bad place you might attract a lot of drama or talking behind your back. <
VENUS TIME :DDD(lmao femboy planet. you literally have such a strong venus influence but it explains why ur hot.)
- venushere -
venus represents an interest in emotions, values, and sharing with others. it's your love language basically and how you express affection.
venus is in virgo, 3rd house.
> you might show affection with a lot of little things, remembering details about someone that are important or researching a specific thing they say, trying to make everything stable, doing work, something to do with your hobby or interest. so if you liked drawing youd make a piece for someone. i know before you made people stuff on the gallery so i guess sort of like that. you might like to move slowly, and sometimes you have a tendency to just bully ur friends but in the haha funny way. you're willing to talk stuff out but you might suck at showing emotions sometimes or just feel like you dont do it so easily as the other person. you care a lot and can worry. you dont like being unvalued or feeling like youre being used. u might also just have some old fashioned habits in the romance area if that makes sense? or just in general. u probably like something retro or have an interest in old things. u give really good compliments when u want to and u value mental stimulation or something that stays within boundaries but still maybe v chaotic. like stable but unstable. <
SQUARE BETWEEN VENUS AND PLUTO::
> you get into love triangles a lot for some reason. letting go of a relationship can be really hard for you. also yk a tiny bit everyone likes u, but ur feelings r complicated on that topic. <
OPPOSITION BETWEEN VENUS AND MIDHEAVEN
> you might have a problem with your public image at some point due to whatever work you do, you can be indecisive. <
MARSSSS(4th house) (the horny angry planet)
- marshere -
MARS IS IN LIBRA
> you might procrastinate conflict due to thinking about it too much but once youve made up your mind its done and you can do it. libra mars likes to make things "fair" however that is. theyre usually right tbh. u know how to manage conflict but u just dont like it in general, sometimes you might make compromises even if you dont really like them.
your parents definitely pressured you to succeed and you try to deal with frustrations in whatever you see as an "empowering" way. you can be incredibly protective of your friends or anyone you hold in your circle of close people around you. you can bottle up your emotions and its really an issue because whenever you release them you can go into a manic state. if youre not more confident with talking stuff out you're goig to end up hurting yourself or getting into a really bad cycle. you might have near death experiences a lot. oh for sex stuff also a major power dynamic kink it can go both ways tho. u probably prefer bottom considering other placements here but basically the idea is earning pleasure, libra is justice, power, blahblablah. this placement also hints at growing up in an abusive family. <
TRINE BETWEEN MARS AND NEPTUNE
> you have good intuition and you like interesting people who seem different in your eyes to others. in relationships youre going to be gentle to get what you want. <
JUPITER (ah, luck. jupiter represents expansion, luck, and wealth.)
- jupiterhere -
jupiter is in scorpio.
> you attract the best luck when youre really invested into a project and put your all into it. dont get that confused with overworking yourself, i mean properly invested into it which means you want to do it not from a trauma response. you might like all thats considered "taboo" or mystery, and you like to put deeper meanings into things. good at problem solving, likes strategy and stuff. there's something to do with science generally associated with jupiter in scorpio or just an experimentative nature. <
SQUARE BETWEEN JUPITER AND SATURN
> youre often indifferent to stuff going on around you. you can be mistrustful and in a state of dissatisfaction a lot. try to sleep more and dont overwork yourself. <
TRINE BETWEEN JUPITER AND URANUS
> you can size up a situation quickly and you might be good at researching or gathering information. youre very nice to spend time around. <
SQUARE BETWEEN JUPITER AND NEPTUNE
> you can be easily influenced romantically if someone finds the right words to fit one of your fantasies, not in a sexual way just generally what you wish for. you might try and give the benefit of the doubt to someone who really doesnt deserve it due to the idea that theyre innocent until proven guilty of toxic behaviours. <
SATURN (2nd house)
- saturnhere -
this planet represents work and how you put effort into stuff
saturn is in leo (boyboss)
> you're good in a position of authority actually and mentoring others but you doubt yourself at first sometimes. ur good w big numbers probably and know how to manage things. ultimate capitalist placement>:)). even if ur rich ur gonna give off the vibe ur in some troubles with money since youre anxious about it a lot. youre very careful w that stuff but might have some habits that drain away at ur money and make u worry. u you might recieve a lot of money from friends in ur lifetime:DD. <
OPPOSITION BETWEEN SATURN AND NEPTUNE
> you might have really bad dreams when youre in bad living conditions that seem extremely realistic and can hard to be tell or relate from reality. living conditions as a kid wont be ideal. you might find luck through friends. <
TRINE BETWEEN SATURN AND PLUTO
> youre extremely determined and achieve even the hardest things somehow through hard work and sheer spite. <
URANUS (9th house) (sometimes i feel like a 9 year old bc im just fucking cackling here writing this at at like 2:30 am and its just fucking uranus lmao ur anus ur mom)
uranus represents individuality and the ego, also how much liberty you give urself.
- uranushere -
uranus is in pisces
> youre receptive and subtle but you can reveal yourself more once you become a bigger part of things. might find talent in occult areas. interested in people, might travel one day because of bonds made when younger. ur mind is always active even when ur tryna sleep bc ur just processing everything but it can feel like u just have a million thoughts in ur head 24/7. <
neptune represents the subconscious, think v much dreamy watery energy.
- neptunehere -
neptune is in aquarius
> youre good at solving problems and very generous with helping people with that stuff. you might have difficulties with inheritance, youre very imaginative with sex stuff and you have like a vast knowledge and things you like and dislike about all that stuff. <
PLUTO (edgy planet lmao)
pluto represents transformations, change, and cutting off toxic shit.
- plutohere -
pluto is in sagittarius
> your aspirations have something to do with sexuality and love theyre very important to u in the long run. you can be a little bit power hungry but the way you change is through work, health stuff, and ocassional existential crisises. <
SQUARE BETWEEN PLUTO AND LILITH:
> people can talk behind your back about romantic stuff like mainly love triangles or cheating whether its real or not we can see here but it wont last so dw ur iconic. <
LILITH (nvm this is the edgy one and it represents everything bad about you)
lilith represents basically like ur shadow self and everything bad about u or that u struggle with
- lilithhere -
lilith in virgo.
> you can feel uncomfortable or wrong paying attention to yourself or the small details in life. your coping mechanism can be overworking yourself and you could have like a lot of problems with that. eager to please, you might put yourself through pain just to show no youre not weak. attention to details and organisation is strong here. you can leave many projects unfinished because of your perfectionism and the need to succeed. work on self acceptance. <
- houseshere -
> house 1 is the area of self identity and how you're percieved by others. it can also count as just funny haha meme percieved version of you. this is the ascendant/rising sign. <
LIBRA WITH ASCENDANT CANCER
- ascendanthere -
> you come across as emotionally comforting, feminine sometimes, and familiar. smooth skin and big eyes? like really pretty eyes. nice hair too. you could look very watery if that makes sense. sometimes you can appear super closed off but you seem fun to talk to and nice to hang out with. you feel like an old friend to talk to.
capricorn is opposite to cancer on the zodiac wheel, this is called being on the descendant, so cancer ascendant ppl are looking for security structure and financial/emotional strength in their relationship. <
> house 2 is the area of material security and values, sense of self worth, basic values and personal posessions. <
LEO ON HOUSE 2
> success with money will be really easy due to the fact you get along well with influential people or just attract them. you might spend a bit more than what you earn but youll recover. generous to ur loved ones if ur rich. leo is basically ruled by the sun, right? due to how your own sun is placed is how you might make money. luckily it seems itll be something youre interested in or something modern. (cough cough web dev pog) <
> house 3 is the area of social and academic learning. <
VIRGO ON HOUSE 3
> you definitely overanalyse a lot. think everything through to the point of overthinking when trying to learn new things. you consider the pros and cons and sometimes your too careful to a like manic extent. can overworry <
> house 4 is home, family, the foundation/roots of who u r and deep emotions. <
LIBRA ON HOUSE 4 (all of ur signs that r in libra are within house 4. so maybe this is why your life is so affected by childhood trauma and you have a need for affection.)
> you want something that seems fair, lots of money too. spending time with your friends and want things to make you happy. <
> house 5 is the area of how u express urself creatively, romantic stuff, entertainment, and gambling. <
SCORPIO ON HOUSE 5
> you probably have like a reaalllly complicated love life. oh also you can get addicted easily so watch out. u also secretly indulge urself in liking edgy shit or making edgy oc characters. this can be edgy in like murder edgy or society edgy. serial killer kinnie placement. <
> house 6 is the house of material transaction and like physical work u might end up doing. <
SAGITTARIUS ON HOUSE 6
> you dont want to feel trapped by a job at all and might like something that constantly changes so youre not bored. <
> house 7 is one to one relations like marriage and partnerships. <
CAPRICORN ON HOUSE 7
> youre gonna have like a love-friendship thing with whoever u marry. unproblematic relationship but you probably would have known eachother for years so there might b dumb drama. doesnt last long. (hope :man_standing: :flushed:) <
> house 8 is emotional security <
AQUARIUS ON HOUSE 8
> i have nothing to say here. youre mentally ill. oh you might get an unexpected inheritance though. also you probably have a lot of online friends or found emotional security through doing things on the internet or talking there. <
> house 9 is where stuff comes from that shapes ur identity. <
PISCES ON HOUSE 9
> you probably like something to do with water? like going on boats or something. you get ideas seemingly from nowhere and theyre kinda wacky to other ppl and your sexual awakening was probably tied to ur mental health like majorly. <
> house 10 is material action. this is ur midheaven and youre gonna act more and more like it when you get older. also has to do with career. how you also act within like adult society n shit. <
- midheavenhere -
ARIES ON HOUSE 10/ARIES MIDHEAVEN
> all the epic leadership qualities show up here, energy initiative bringing a team together and also smart epic pog in whatever you do. boyboss capitalist energy. <
> house 11 is social and mental security. <
TAURUS ON HOUSE 11
> you like to be surrounded by down to earth people who have no bad intentions. you try and take on everything in this area calmly, composedly, and until you succeed. <
> the twelfth house is where you deal with karma, learn emotionally, and have issues. where you'd like to forget about. <
GEMINI ON HOUSE 12
> anxiety, a lot of it. you might have given too much of your time away helping a friend. maybe a few. <
FULL BIRTH DATA:
DATE: 09/27/2006 WEDNESDAY
TIMEZONE: 2.0000 2h00e
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> AAAAA i hope that u like this and that its epic useful, any questions u have just ask:DDD, i love you